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Kurt Vonnegut‘s Odd Cyberspace Story
Kurt Vonnegut’s
Odd Cyberspace Story
The following story that
started as a harmless prank and led to a worldwide cyber scandal deserves
special attention because what happened in summer 1997 has been discussed
and analyzed from several different aspects ever since.
The original email message
which contained a commencement speech allegedly
delivered by Kurt Vonnegut at MIT spread all over the net like wildfire,
went everywhere by computer from email-box to email-box, like a giant pyramid
game. It got posted to several mailing lists, even to a popular Hungarian
one (HIX Tipp) where I first read it.
The sensation caused by the
events was biggest in the US, since the protagonists of the story are both
American: one of them is a popular and noted writer, Kurt Vonnegut, the
other is a much less known journalist. The story was soon discussed so
widely that an online magazine started its article with these words: "In
case you’ve been living in a bomb shelter during the past few days, here’s
what happened."
Let me tell you the story
in short. An American journalist named Mary Schmich wrote a clever and
funny article, in which she fantasized about giving a commencement address
to graduating students. The article originally appeared in her regular
column in the Chicago Tribune. Mary received favorable reaction, including
congratulations from friends and some nice phone calls, but that was all.
The story would have ended here if someone had not invented the hoax of
the year.
What the unknown prankster
did was he took Mary’s column a month after it was published in the Chicago
Tribune and forwarded it on the net under the label „Kurt
Vonnegut’s Commencement Address at MIT." This email message began to
make rounds all over the net and arrived in millions of mailboxes within
a few hours. The message was forwarded from friends to friends, stamped
with such comments as „worth a read," and „check this out - it’s great".
The message was even submitted to several newsgroups and mail forums, giving
the „speech" enormous notoriety. The article quickly came to be reviewed
by literary critics, archived by collectors and praised by Vonnegut fans
who were enthusiastic to read the recent immortal words of their favourite
writer. Recipients of the message thought they’d recognized Vonnegut’s
unique wit, the kind of cynical humor for which he is famous. Even Vonnegut’s
wife fell victim to the hoax and forwarded the message to family and friends.
There was only one skeptic, a leading Vonnegut cyber-fanatic, who got suspicious
and posted a reply to the alt.books.kurt-vonnegut newsgroup saying: "This
voice is not quite his." The majority of people, however, did not have
any doubt whether the message was true - they believed it without question.
It wasn’t long before both
the real and the alleged writer learned what was going on in cyberspace.
Mary
was desperately trying to get in touch with Vonnegut until finally, she
managed to track him down by phone. By then, Vonnegut had heard of the
incident from friends, his lawyer, even from a women’s magazine that wanted
to reprint the speech, until he denied he was the author.
"It was quite witty, but
not my wittiness," he generously said to Mary.
As the incident became widely
known Mary received more and more angry emails from people who accused
her of plagiarism. And, so, pen in hand, she wrote the
true story of the commencement speech.
In this thoughtful article
she clears herself and analyzes the deeper content of the events in an
interesting way. Her response was published in her column and was put on
several web pages on the Internet . The illuminating article begins with
the following words:
"Oh, Kurt Vonnegut may appear
to be a brilliant, revered male novelist. I may appear to be a mediocre
and virtually unknown female newspaper columnist. We may appear to have
nothing in common but unruly hair. But out in the lawless swamp of cyberspace,
Mr. Kurt Vonnegut and I are one. Out there, where any snake can masquerade
as king, both of us are the author of a graduation speech that began with
the immortal words: "Wear sunscreen".
The whole letter is worth
a read, first because it is another good piece, second, because it helps
every netizen to understand more of the risks of online communication.
Mary analyzes the events from her own perspective, but of course everyone
is free to find the moral of the story for himself. Moreover, the
signals contained therein may help us to think in many different directions.
The most obvious questions
that arise are: How reliable is information we get through the Internet?
Can you trust your email and online news received from cyberspace? It is
interesting to know that even the highly respected Wired News was taken
in, and the editor confessed shamefacedly thereafter that a sentence of
Vonnegut’s speech ran as its Quote of the Day :-)
The identity of the prankster
remains a mystery, just like his or her intent. However, it reminds
us to be less gullible; we all should manage electronic information with
sensible control and not fall prey to the same trap with the Internet that
most do with TV: what they see on the screen, they believe. Untrue information
may appear even in traditional media channels, despite the fact that, in
traditional media, stories must travel through a filter before reaching
the audience. In the case of the Internet, this filter does not exist.
On the World Wide Web anyone is free to publish anything under anybody’s
name. Legal responsibility is merely academic.
Here’s the point where we
should refer to the great importance of individual responsibility in the
computer age. If we use the net as an effective means of communication,
as an immediate and powerful media, the information superhighway will be
a useful tool for the entire net community. It is frightening to consider
that, like Vonnegut’s story, serious rumors and lies (read: libels against
innocent people, organizations) can quickly spread to all corners of the
world, and cause trouble and loss by delivering misinformation to masses,
generating panic and chaos.
Consider this recent example:
an email is circulating widely that contains the alleged announcement of
the Child Cancer Research Institute of the University of Düsseldorf
about dangerous and carcinogenic food additives. The document, which seems
to contain honest and trustworthy information and leads so many people
to believe and forward the message to others, is only a fake. The email
legend - according to the results of the investigation lead by some skeptics
- is in fact a campaign intended against certain products of the food industry.
Other fans of Mary’s story
point to the issue of name recognition. How much is a trademark or well
recognized name worth? Mary Schmich refers to this issue in her response
letter she penned when the scandal began.
"I should put Kurt Vonnegut’s
name on my column. It would be like sticking a Calvin Klein label on a
pair of Kmart jeans"
Asserting this, the journalist
discounts all those enthusiastic reviewers who described the speech as
brilliant, clever and funny. She says the praise was directed, not to the
content, but to the well-recognized brand name.
Mary Schmich claims that
she wrote the piece one Friday afternoon while high on coffee and M&M’s.
"It was not art," she insisted.
The world (wide web) has
nevertheless made literature out of it overnight.
Kurt Vonnegut commented the
events briefly in this way:
"Cyberspace is spooky."
(However, after all this,
who can be sure that it was his comment indeed? :-)
written and translated
by Andrea Wesselenyi
Published as a leading
article of the Hungarian monthly Internet Kalauz in April 1998
Resources:
Nerosoft.com, Urbanlegends.com,
wired.com, Vonnegut Web at duke.edu
Feedback from readers
of the story:
Andrea:
Wonderful article. I still
hear the rumor on an almost daily basis that Kurt Vonnegut wrote this.
I hope your clarification
will help set the record straight.
Tom Faulconer |
Dear Andrea,
just read your piece on
the Vonnegut-prank. As you may or may not know, it has now become a Mazda
car commercial in the US. Just thought that's interesting.
Best regards: Juergen |
Hi Andrea,
I really enjoyed your article
on Kurt Vonnegut's Commencement Address at MIT. I have often wondered
how the "Sunscreen" speech was attributed to him, and yours was the clearest
explanation that I have yet read. Thank you for a very enjoyable read!
Charlie |
Too bad you couldn't trace
the original offender. It was a plain and simple case of Copyright
violation, and probably actionable!
Ted Robles |
Hello Andrea,
I read your article regarding
the Mary Schmich essay and hoax. According to Mary, she wrote this piece
in 1997 and had nothing to do with the Vonnegut connection. However, I
remember hearing a recorded speech very similar to Mary's in 1995. My high
school English teacher played a tape for us, which was supposed to be Kurt
Vonnegut giving a commencement address. I thought nothing of it until around
1998 or so, when that "techno" song (bearing Mary's essay as lyrics) began
achieving air
play. Did you know if Kurt
Vonnegut ever wrote or delivered any commencement address?
Thank you for any information....
Jay Schnitzius, Vonnegut
fan. |
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